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it's not ME
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Absolute PROOF that I'm not the one that spoils Sophia! She spends ALOT of time sitting on the top of the couch, looking out the window. I mean, it's what she does. So tonight, being 24 below with the wind chill, the window is all frozen up. GRAMPA, bless his heart. He goes and gets the hair dryer and cleans off the ice because SOPHIA is whining because she can't see out the window. I told ya'll, it's not ME that spoils her. We now have a happy Yorkie!
Here's a joke for ya
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Do you fart in bed ? If this story doesn’t make you cry for laughing so hard, let me know and I’ll pray for you. This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years, the only friction in their marriage was the husband’s habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke the noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air. Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick. He told her he couldn’t stop it and that it was perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor, she was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out. The years went by and he continued to rip them out. Then one Christmas day morning, as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the innards, neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts, and a malicious thought came to her. She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep and, g
In Honor of my hubby...
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My husband takes care of me-ALOT. He cooks all the meals, and constantly runs for me to get things. because it hurts everytime I have to get up and walk. He does all the shopping, and takes the laundry to the laundromat. I fold when he brings them home. He's a good guy-he even gets me through my intense fibro flares that I seem to be having every night lately.. I don't know what I would do without him. I Love You Honey...
Arthritis? Me Too...
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I Have Arthritis. What's that? You do too? Oh....I need to have both knees replaced. What did you say? Your knees hurt too? You say to me, as you go shopping and walk the entire store, clean your house, take your dog for a walk. Even hold down a job. I have that conversation with people several times a year. How can you compare your arthritis pain to mine? Let's trade. Listen to me. I brought the subject up by the way, maybe I just need to vent. Venting is good. I would love to be able to go to a store. the only one I can go to is Wal-Mart, and that is because they have one of those motorized shopping carts that you can ride on. I cannot walk through an entire store. I barely make it from the vehicle to the shopping cart as it is. I would love to be able to stand more than 20 seconds, bending and lifting and organizing and cleaning. But the arthritis in my lower back was classified by an MRI as "severe". This was 5 years ago. it's even worse than &